Friday, January 25, 2008

Don't charge ur mobile whole night and don't keep it near by

Email received:
Never, ever answer a cell phone while it is being RECHARGED!! A few days ago, a person was recharging his cell phone at home. Just at that time a call Came in and he answered it with the instrument still connected to the outlet. After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground

Response:
This is very true. Cell phones are extremely dangerous. Just the other day I was minding my own business and sitting in a park and a cell phone came up to me and bit me. Yes, you read this
correctly. It bit me.


Response:

This is very true. Cell phones are extremely dangerous. Just the other day I was minding my own business and sitting in a park and a cell phone came up to me and bit me. Yes, you read this
correctly. It bit me. Turns out that the bad corporations like Motoroilia have been creating new cell phones which have the features of a dog.

Yes I know a lot of people say Motoroilia cell phones run dog slow. But now they also have other dog properties. They try to make it sound friendly. Their advertisement says you can whistle and the phone will come to you so you will never lose your phone. But they don't tell you that it can also bite you. Be very careful.

Of course Motoroilia is the second largest cell phone maker in the world right behind Nukia and Sumsang and there are millions if not billions of cell phone subscribers in the world and cell phones have been around for almost 10 years now and you have never heard this before. This is because of a giant conspiracy by everybody in the world except anonymous email senders who are now the only trustworthy source of information.

You know you can trust us because we are anonymous. We can tell the truth without fear of sane people pointing out to us and screaming "loony bin! loony bin!" which is how they silence their enemies.You think your mother loves you, but know that the anonymous email senders love you more.

You must believe me because though there have been millions of people in parks with cell phones, and no local newspaper, government body or TV reporter has ever told you of a cell phone biting people, you must believe me because I heard it from a friend's sister's
brother's uncle's cat's sister's owner's neighbour's acquaintance.

So be safe! Next time you approach a cell phone be sure to yell in a loud and stern voice. "STAY" "SIT" "GOOD CELL PHONE" before the cell phone gets close to you. Even do this to your own cell phone. You never know who might be carrying a cell phone in their pocket, so make sure you say this to other people and strangers all the time, BEFORE you are attacked by their cell phones.

At least for now, the cell phones appear to obey these commands. For better results from your own cell phone and increased safety, keep your cell phone happy. If you have a flip phone, you can put food in it before you flip it shut for the night. I recommend honey or
something more sticky.

Email received:

PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS!!!

Never, ever answer a cell phone while it is being RECHARGED!!

A few days ago, a person was recharging his cell phone at home. Just at that time a call Came in and he answered it with the instrument still connected to the outlet. After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a
Heavy thud. His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers. He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival. Cell phones are a very useful modern invention. However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument! Of death.

Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet!
Switch off your cell completely while filling gas at a gas station. Incidents of cell phone bursting out and people being hurt in the same way have happened in the U.S. , as was shown in the same news broadcast.

FORWARD THIS TO THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER IN YOUR LIFE,

I JUST DID!!


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